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I F*ck*ng Hate Golden Oil & You Will Too!

Before you even consider it, these are 4 ways it backfires that no one warns you about

July 26, 2025 By Helena Beach - SAHM

Look, I need to be brutally honest with you about something.

 

Three months ago, I was hiding from cameras, 

 

wearing hats to playdates, and genuinely considering 

 

if this was just my "new normal" as a mom. 

 

Now I can't stop getting compliments, 

 

and honestly? It's becoming a problem.

 

If you're not ready to deal with these 

 

four slightly annoying consequences 

 

of what's ahead on this journey, 

 

then maybe skip this post. 

 

But if you are ready for a wild ride?

 

Keep reading.

My Husband Won't Leave Me Alone Anymore

The same man.... That one who used to 

 

look at me in a compassionate way. 

 

"You look fine love",

 

is now acting like a teenager

 

who just discovered his wife again.

 

Suddenly his libido seems to

 

have reached an all time high,

 

the other night he whispered on my left ear

 

"You look exactly like the woman I married",


and after slapping the sh*t out of him, 

 

I felt like I haven't in years...

 

DESIRED.

 

But honestly, sometimes I just want to sleep.

I Had to Upgrade My Phone Storage TWICE

I went from avoiding every single photo opportunity 

 

to becoming that mom who documents everything. 

 

My camera roll exploded from 200ish photos 

 

to over 8,000 in just 3 MONTHS. 

 

I actually had to buy extra iCloud storage 

 

AND a new phone with higher capacity 

 

because I couldn't stop taking pictures 

 

of myself with my firstborn. 

 

My confidence was finally back!

 

But it hit so fast that I made up 

 

for eight months of hidden memories 

 

in just weeks. 

 

Hubby's wallet is not too happy about it.

I Became The Neighborhood's "That Mom"

When I started going back to social events,

 

my friends started to picking up on me

 

because their men were mentioning my name

 

in conversations about "Mother's Glow"

 

and how they believe now 

 

is the moment for them to have theirs.

 

The irony? Before Golden Oil 

 

I was the one desperately googling 

 

other women's before-and-after photos, 

 

wondering if I'd ever feel human again.

My Own Family Now Thinks They Deserve Credit

My own mother keeps bragging to her friends 

 

about how her "good genes" 

 

are why I "bounced back so well" from childbirth. 

 

My sister jokes that I must have gotten 

 

the "lucky DNA" that skipped her. 

 

If they only knew that their precious genetics 

 

left me crying in the shower every morning 

 

watching chunks of my hair circle the drain.

 

I just have to smile and let them think 

 

what they want, it's easier than explaining.

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Creating gorgeous memories with your newborn 

 

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Your husband telling you how radiant 

 

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Being the mom other women ask for advice 

 

"How do you always look so put-together?"

 

Looking in the mirror and seeing the beautiful, 

 

vibrant woman you've always been

 

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"I was disappearing. Men stopped holding doors, servers ignored me, I was becoming that frumpy mom nobody sees. This brought back my sexual power and social relevance. People notice me again like they used to. and always should, period"

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The Choice Is Clear

You can keep accepting that motherhood 

 

means losing yourself,

 

settling for compliments about how 

 

"great you are as a mom"

 

while your beauty takes a backseat,

 

needing twice the makeup

 

for half the confidence,

 

watching childless friends get the attention

 

you used to command effortlessly.

 

But this isn't a sacrifice you should have had to make

 

in the first place.

 

You shouldn't lose your identity because 

 

you became a mother.

 

You shouldn't have to choose between

 

being a good mom and feeling beautiful.

 

You shouldn't be expected to "just wait it out"

 

when your confidence is disappearing

 

and your sense of self is slipping away with 

 

every handful of hair in the shower.

 

The question isn't whether you deserve better, 

 

you absolutely do. 

 

The question is whether you're ready 

 

to stop accepting less than you deserve.

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